Bombs Away

Lets just say that Jess was not the only one feeling the repercussions of her 22 birthday extravaganza.

As hard as we tried to surprise her, Jess pretty much knew the "surprise" party was coming.. especially considering she made the guest list. So not so much of a surprise as Jess humoring us and pretending not to know exactly what was going on. But despite this, it was all around good fun. And full of ridiculousness.

Like when I fumbled my phone on the balcony and watched it fall three stories into the backyard, where it was raining quite hard. Miracle of the night, it still works. Go Samsung.

And not that me being awkward is anything new, but I recently discovered that I am incapable of getting into a cab normally. Rather than slide in, I always crawl in and sit on my knees.

It causes problems.

Last night on my way home from Jess' not so surprise party, my cab driver either saw something in the road or had a bad night and knew this would amuse him, I'm not sure, but he hit the brakes and I slammed my forehead into the divider. I probably shouldn't ride in cabs alone anymore.