Things I Found in my Bed

Hey kids,

I realize that Jess and I haven't been up on "things we found in our beds" lately, which in her defense probably has something to do with her travels. I, on the other hand, have no excuse. So this morning, to sum, I was sleeping in a tiny little ball in my full-sized bed, with:
1. two shopping bags - express and american eagle
2. two books - chuck palahniuk's "Diary" and "Everything is Illuminated" by an author I can't remember
3. My laptop, phone, and phone charger
4. iPod headphones. not sure where the actual iPod is.
5. tulip petal found under my pillow. very dead and brown.
6. a tissue
7. various articles of clothing

I suppose my bed can no longer be considered a true bed. It is, in fact, a storage space masquerading as a bed between the hours of midnight and 8am.