Damnit

Well this is embarassing.

I went to Campus Nails last night for an appointment and the little Asian lady that is taking care of me tells me (not asks me) "I wax your lip." Actually, I suppose that could have been meant as a question. The syntax.. well.. whatever.

So I responded, "Really?"

And she says, "Yes. You have lot of hair."

So I cave. I mean, she's not wrong, though I never thought of myself to be one of those women with beastly mustaches. I decided that wax seemed an interesting alternative to bleach, so why not?

She does her thing and then proceeds to show me exactly how much hair she ripped off to prove her point.

I have a red spot, comparable to a Kool-Aid mustache for an hour.